jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Why? Because!

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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I am a n1gger.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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