- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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