Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Society.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

I'm banging your sister.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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