what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Womens rights

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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