I tell an anti joke!.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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