- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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