- Anti Joke

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

knock knock come in

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.