- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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