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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

I'm going to Re-write History... History

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Weiner

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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