- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Jason Connor.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Comedy.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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