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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

THE GAME

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

No. Yes.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Life is an elephant, get married.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

A woman leaves the kitchen.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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