A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Welcome To Facebook

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Jews

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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