mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Anti Joke

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