What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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WNBA

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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