- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Republicans

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

motley crew

I lost my tractor.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Yo daddy!

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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