YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Spinabifita

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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