Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

I'm banging your sister.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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