Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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