- Anti Joke

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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