Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Ebola

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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