What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Chicken

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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