- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman's rights.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black priest? Father

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

I'm gay. No homo.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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