what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Woman's Rights

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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