- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

who is awesome? no one...

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

God is real

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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