- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

whats your name? bumder:)

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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