- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

bum sex lol

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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