- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

A walrus walks into a bar

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

asian, do math

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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