- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did th-A fridge.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Guess what? No.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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