Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Obama

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Penis.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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