Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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involved parents.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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YOLO.

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Alex Eggbert

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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I hate blackniggers

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Where's my shotgun

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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