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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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