why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Obama

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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