A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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