What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

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