Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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