- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Seth stock has a large penis

your father died

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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