Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Anti Joke

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