What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Nothing yet CC

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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