What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Penis

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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