I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Scientology.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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