- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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