- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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