What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Trashcan!

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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