- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Seth stock has a large penis

What's cold and icy? Ice

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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