- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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