What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Penis.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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poop

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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