- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Justin Beiber

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

Joe Biden

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

I enjoy anal.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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