- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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