A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Obamacare haters

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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