- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

How old is your mom? Old.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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