Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

YEAH THEY DO.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

a ginger has a soul

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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