- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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