- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Cold camel scrotum.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

twilight

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Type 2 diabetics

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

A horse cantered into a bar.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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