People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

#scabbers

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Justin Beiber

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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