What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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