- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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