Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

A black man walks into a book store.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

women's rights

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Wade's the father

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Laugh.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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