What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Anagram.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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hi michael

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Anti Joke

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