- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Dear Board of education, so are we.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

knock, knock. come in.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

1+1 =? Too

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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