What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Matt Damon

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Where's my tractor?

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Obama

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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