- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

It's long!

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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