- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Penis.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

where are you?

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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