- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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