- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

I'm a like whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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