- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy with his family.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

A jew go out of a bar

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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